Our Funeral Services.

Bespoke funerals at affordable prices

Our prices are some of the lowest locally yet our service is never compromised.  Our clients will always get 100% of our attention.  If you have any questions then please call us for a no obligation chat.



When arranging a funeral, the costs are divided into two parts – funeral directors’ fees and disbursements, which are third party costs which we pay on your behalf. You’ll see the costs of our local Crematoria here, but please call me to get a quote for other locations.

Our fees are as follows:

Professional Fees
Collection of the person who has died Daytime during normal working hours
£150 or £250 (out of hours)
Coffin From something simple to a bespoke design or a natural coffin
From £375
Hearse Our classic black Daimler
Limousine For the first 2.5hrs then £50 per hour thereafter
Preparation Washing, dressing, no embalming
Embalming Only if required
Additional Venue If the coffin is taken to another location before the committal takes place

Third party costs

Mortlake Crematorium Early morning
Mortlake Crematorium From 10:00am
Hendon Crematorium
Minister fees
From £180
Celebrant Humanist/ Non-Religious/ Spiritual
From £220
Doctors Fees for Cremation No fees if Post Mortem taken place
Organist at Crematorium
from £80
Organist at Church or seperate venue
from £120

Burial Costs:
The cost of burial varies greatly by borough, and depends on whether the resident and the person purchasing the grave were residents of the borough. It can be quite complicated, so please ask us to advise


Directly to Mortlake or any other Crematorium with staff and simple coffin
£2050 + disbursements
Directly to Breakspear or any other Crematorium with staff and simple coffin
£2050 + disbursements
Directly to ANY Location early morning with staff and simple coffin (funeral must be completed before 10am)
£1500 + disbursements